She Had it Coming 2 - Rock You Like A Hurricane

Every so often I think people will see something that speaks to them in a way that makes them feel compelled to sit back and try to think deeply about the decisions they've made in their lives that got them to where they are today. Me, I'm looking at this picture of a woman with ridiculous amounts of baggage, vacuum sucking a vortex of spaghetti, spelling out "she had it coming" with food tied to her body while her sister cheers her on. I'm here with that open, along with 2 awkwardly rendered 3D models of other people's fatty waifus, one of whom hates me because I think he makes her wear too much make-up and I'm wondering what compelled me to associate myself with a community as eccentric as this.

It's not even just about body preferences anymore it's like some kind of modern philosophy that revolves around devouring everything and everyone in your path both figuratively and literally.